a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you donβt buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
(via daetrin95)
Reblog with more! but no gay jokes. Cum on guys!
I was gonna tell an Anne frank joke, but Jew wouldn’t get it.
The original filming of this scene went terribly wrong. The movie would have been a lot shorter if Disney had not found a replacement cub.
I live how he just throws him off the cliff, and not just falls normally..
almost choked when I saw this on a TV in 6 flags
Can’t tell if funny, or intensely disturbing
One does not simply
Me, every single road trip ever.
Can’t tell if gets scared, or yells at sunny D for being unhealthy
Makin dem colorcubes! I’ll update another pic in the morning!
I found this rock… Anyone know what it is?